Saturday, November 22, 2008

SMS to mimi
It was another SMS conversation between me and my mother.
And the conversation goes something like this....


Tengda: hello mimi!! how are u today?! haha now is -13 degrees! so cold outside! next week last week of lesson. so fast!

91715743: Hi:* wear most shirts:* and-
91715743: After lesson:* where are you doing:*.?

Tengda: after lesson will be my exams.exam until dec 16. after tjat i go ice skiing, then go USA new york to spend christmas there and shopping.then back sing
Tengda: but the $$ i bought need to pay for some school stuff, then will leave around $1000 for all these, dunno enough for me for all these or not...

91715743: Hello how are you? Here hot hot.. Msg us before you coming back.. Remember to buy things back home :*

Tengda: hmm..-_- what u want me to buy back? i use card to buy. I think i need to buy another suitcase also.. aiyoyoh..

91715743: Dont need to buy too much.. Buy useful things can already.. Can also send back first.. Got use credit card? Use more dont worry..
91715743: Credit card use how much already? Cash still can come back and change.. Got new girlfriend? Honey? The 20 mins is free?

Tengda: credit card keep on using to buy food to cook!i cook very good liaoz. cash i scared not enough. girlfriend still only got one. u want more?i find more

91715743: You got how many honey already? Got go running? I everyday got go running.. Very strong very beautiful.. Next time come back run with me..
91715743: Ok.. Dont need find more.. Learn cook western food so come back can cook for me..
91715743: Ok.. Boy boy.. Good boy boy.. Drink more more water.. Wear more more more shirt.. Eat alot more food.. Spend more buy more.. Eat different food and fruits..

Tengda: here very cold, cannot run.run will become ice. i only learn to cook mircowave food and salad. haha. here westen food = hamburger and pizza.

91715743: Dont need to buy things for me.. My goods boy:*

Tengda: why u suddenly type so fast? so good in typing sms liaoz? i eat and drink alot. dont worry.

91715743: Prepare salad without chlestrold for me.. Time up already? Bye bye liao :* :* :*
Tengda: where got time up? can keep on sending until 20 sms. haha.. got see my halloween photos? ok lah. i also need to sleep soon. now is 1am plus liaoz..

91715743: I go train because of you.. So can msg fast fast back.. You also having to go training.. Fast fast reply me back.. :* :*
91715743: Aiyo.. See already.. Quickly go sleep.. Sleep early early from tomorow start.. Bye bye.. Take care.. :*

Tengda: haha.. i typing slowly ma. scared u haven finish reading. are u sure u are mimi? mimi where got type so fast one? So suspicious..

91715743: Try you the ture:* yours brother is beside me:* so you know ha ha:*

Tengda: i already guessed it liaoz lor. From the "rmb to buy things back"already can see liaoz. So fake...

91715743: 爱你爱你　from mama

Tengda: okok! i go sleep liaoz.! tata!

NOTICE the first 2 sms, the sentence structure is awful. But its easy to decipher Mimi's code.
AFter which the entire sentence structure is totally different. And i could already guessed who was behind it and i played along. (notice my hmm -_- sign)
ITs not hard to imagine how my brother, lying beside mimi on her bed, trying his best to add and distorts mimi's original's msg.
Someone so free lor, after exams liaoz so slack..

Catching the falling leaves ...[2:28 PM]

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